You might be a Birder if...
You might be a birder if you can say exactly where you saw a dozens of lifebirds but don't recall exactly where you first met your spouse.
You cringe when friends tell you they saw a ruffled grouse or a seagull.
The roads around your favorite birding spot are completely covered with skid marks.
No, you don't think all those little brown birds in the field guide look the same.
You try to convince your child to go to college in Southeastern Arizona, for "special reasons".
You might be a birder if you're all the time wanting to stop the car, and your riders are saying "What are you stopping for?"
*Bird humor from Bowman's Bird Stuff
